Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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