its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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