You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
