did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
