I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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