You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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