i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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