just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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