You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
