garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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