Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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