What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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