I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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