Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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