Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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