i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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