According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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