You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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