Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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