I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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