Your tits are I can't wait for
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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