I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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