so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
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Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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