There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
There's even glitter on my cock...
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