It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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