drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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