my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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