You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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