i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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