My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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