The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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