What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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