Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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