4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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