ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Randomize
