Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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