.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Help. Why am I so naked?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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