we're blogging at a bar
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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