I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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