I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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