Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
