id be glad to
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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