sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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