You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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