dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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