So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
