soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i am craving dick and cupcakes
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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