would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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