Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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