dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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