So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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