There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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