were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Operation Purity has been aborted
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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