Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
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I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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