so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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